Advertising - Two Cunts in a Kitchen

Two Cunts in a Kitchen, or sometimes, less graphically Two Cs in a K, is slang used within the advertising industry for a type of television commercial. Generally, the commercial shows two women in a domestic scene, discussing, using, or otherwise portraying the advertiser's product in a positive manner. An example of such a style of advertisement is a typical brand-comparison advertisement for a detergent or a household cleaning product.

A 1959 advertisement for Pursettes tampons is classed as Two Cunts in a Kitchen. It depicts two women discussing tampons over coffee, one saying to the other "Of course unmarried women can use them!". Elyssa Warkentin characterizes the culture and assumptions behind such advertisements as showing "contempt ... for women both as consumers and as females".

Now there's a real open conspiracy - the advertising and marketing industry really do sit behind closed doors to achieve a desired gain whether good or bad for society. lol

It's the way you sell 'em.

1. Always have at least three guys in the pub.
2. Always have two Cs in a K.
3. Always use that demo.
4. Never, NEVER, use red.
5. Use that mountain pass.
6. Keep smiling.
7. Don't use too many words.
8. Tell people what to do.
9. Use lots of typefaces.
10. Ignore the rules.